ladygagaobsessed:

omggggg had to

agag has da seim beerd ann huer vajeena

ladygagaisagoddamnsuperstar:

Thats why she hasnt released the song yet

lol no u lyer ie em ladie agag’s bf nd ie am heving secks wif her rite nao

excklusiev nevar bef4 seen fotoe af agag en da stewdeo

ietz gra8 thx verri mach wee jest tuk a braike tew eet nd shii iz maekeeng me mieatbolls in da chiken

itzz tru noe1 huz a dik ass beig aiz mein.

amenfoshion:

theshiningones:

warmnuts:

my god

IE DOO NAWT WURSHEP THIE DEVELL ND I AEM NAOT EIN THE ILUMENAUGHTY

eloel agag yew r lieying ei saw yur shrein tew satin yisturdei dunt dunai eit

theshiningones:

*stares for a few moments, and then…*

“How can they be so saggy?”

dunt juj mii butt ie hav in awld wumyn fetash sow dats wai ai lyk her boubeez

werl dat betch iz kray. she wont mii tew dou thes thang wif creem cheiz nd krakerz. nd sheez cumin tu mui haus on krismaz tew giv me a bj.

amenfoshion:

ladie agag eis sew majikul dat she kweefes fayrez wen balay dansing

dis iez naut troo. agags pusssiekat smuls lyk feish

no iam srry agag wont let mii pest noodz bekaus she sez ef ie doo yew awl wil wunt tou ffuq me nd den ill leev hur